Oh Joe ...

Below you'll find a collection of quotes of Joe Biden, the 46th president of the United States of America, leader of the free world.

Chapters

1. It's getting a bit awkward isn't it?

It's getting a bit awkward isn't it?

We're gonna cure cancer

you know, I've adopted the attitude of the great negro, at the time pitcher in the negro leagues, went on to become a great pitcher in the pros... into the major league baseball after Jackie Robinson, his name was Satchel Page

I'm not confident of anything!

with 40 percent of all products coming into the United States of America on the west coast go through uh Los Angeles, and uh... and uh um uh um what am I doing here...

no it works, or you you know or or the mom and dad, or or or or or the neighbor, or when you go to church, or when you're no I I really mean it there are trusted in their our lockers, think of the people if if your kid wanted to find out... whether or not there were... there's a man on the moon or whatever... you know something or you know whether those aliens are here or not, you know, who are the people they talk to beyond the kids who love talking about it?

how many times you see people pulling up to McDonald's sitting outside during the pandemic so they could do their homework because they can get, get off of their... their hmm... uh line

If there are no drug users, there'd be no appetite for drugs.

No ordinary American cares about their constitutional rights...

No one doubts that I mean what I say. The problem is I sometimes say all that I mean.

Culturally, there are different norms that each country and their leaders are expected to follow. (on Chinese Uyghur concentration camps)

As one computer said, if rou're on the train, and they say Portal Bridge, you know you better maken other plans...

Ill lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure!

Hello Pitsburg! I'm Joe Biden's husband, and Lady Gaga's friend!

no no no no no, I know but you're all... look to be a good reporter you got to be negative you gotta have a negative view of life okay, it seems to me... the way you are you never ask a positive question... why in fact having agreement.. meh we'll find out!

...their job I mean, no no but I mean think about me, it's not about I I know you're supporting by saying booing

My but's been wiped!

I want to be clear I'm not going nuts

the president has that big stick!

we choose truth over facts!

I'm proud to call my friend a man who will be the next president United States: Barack America

we can speak out and be more straightforward, I'm not gonna be a muon iiiii got something new I gotta go do boom boom boom...

I know I'm called middle class Joe, it's not meant as a compliment, I'm not sophisticated...

The nummber three oh three, three oh three, oh three, three oh four, three oh three, three oh oh..

...that saves billions of gallons of gasoline I mean billions of two point I think it's two point three billion dollars worth of assuming five hundred billion dollars in savings and two point something billion metric tons of co2 going in the air...

well folks I eliminated one tax loophole out of a trillion, six hundred billion worth for a trillion four hundred billion... worth out of a billion four hundred million... I submit trillion four hundred billion dollars. It's hard even saying it so much, and by the way it's cost a lot of money, it cost about seven hundred forty million billion dollars over ten years!

you're a lying dog face pony-soldiers, you said you are but yeah now you got to be honest, I'm gonna be honest with you

we have this notion that somehow if you're poor you cannot do it, poor kids are just as bright and just as tallented as white kids!

in Delaware the largest growth in population is Indian Americans moving from India, you cannot go to a 7-11, or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent

Chuck Graham state senator is here, Chuck, stand up Chuck let him see you... Oh God love you what am I talking about

... his mama lived in in Long Island for ten years or so, god rest her soul and although she's... wait your mom still your mom still alive, as your dad passed god bless her soul.

I agreed that everybody once day in faddish and my times up

let me say this simply and clearly we hold these truths to be self-evident all men and women created ... by go, you know the you know the thing

Folks we gotta... it's just... but you gotta I mean... eehhhh... we gotta reassure, look, my my message to everybody I talk to is

Play the radio, make sure the television... excuse me make sure you have the record player on at night... the the phone make sure the kids hear words

I got a lot of... I got hairy legs that turned that that that that that turn uhh, um blonde in the sun, and the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight, and then watch the hair come back up again... they'd look at it... so I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap... and I've loved kids jumping on my lap.

um you know there's a... during world war two... uh you know where Roosevelt came up with a thing, that uh you know was totally different than a... than the the it's called he called the you know, the world war two, he had the world the war production board

1.2 billion in overtime was denied by our... for hourly workers who were not unionized, 1.2 billion! So you go ahead and you stack spaghetti sauce at a store... in in a supermarket, you control the guy or the woman who runs the.. rrh run brings out the carts on on on a forklift. What happens? They make you management

Am I supposed to speak now or is karen supposed to speak... I don't know I don't want to get in trouble here. Well it's me okay well..

You know there's that great philosopher, and he talked about Jill puts notes up on my uh... on my mirror when she wants me to eh where I shave, to get her messages across to me

What presidents say matter 

... I'm gonna see the burden and the cost, we're gonna increase... we're gonna make sure not prevailing wage... we can't mandate that

should make sure that we have no one going to jail for a a drug offense, they go directly mandatory prison, I mean it should be mandatory treatment

we need to work again with canada and mexico as neighbors not as advertisers

(on Obama) The first sort of mainstream African-American, yeah, who was articulate and bright and and clean and nice looking guy 

If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black

Look, what's not to like about Vermont in terms of the beauty of it and what a neat town (...not in Vermont)

Good afternoon everyone welcome to Kingswood Community Center, actually that's the one down I used to work. It was a joke. 
You didn't know where you were anyway...

Business is realizing they've they've got a car... they got a price in the car that they have... to have to price in the price of carbon and so there's so much I think... I anyway look I ehh I one, one more question here. Is it too late to address the climate change..?

You know the rapidly rising uh um uh in with uh with I don't know...

we cannot let this, we've never allowed any crisis from the civil war straight through to the pandemic of 17 all the way around... 16... we have never never let our democracy sakes second fiddle, way that we can both have a democracy and elections and at the same time correct the public health

Covid has taken this year, just since the outbreak, has taken more than 100 years... look here's the lives... it's just, it's it means, you think about it

We have to take care of the cure that, will make the problem worse no matter what

I tell you what I'm so darn proud and those poor people who have lost... you know, anyway

Anyway, I am uh, I am very willing to let the american public judge my physical mental filter... my physical as well as my mental fitness

It's my little sister Valerie and I'm Jill's husband, oh no oh you switched on me, this is my wife this is my sister, they switched on me!

I just... I just can't figure the guy, it's it's... I don't know it's like watching a yo-yo. I shouldn't have said it that way

look um, ahh, one of the things that um, that I think is really important is that uh... we somehow put that back on, it's somehow that we're in a situation where we... uh um we work together in addition to that uh... in addition to that, we have to make sure that we uh... we are in a position that we are well... let me let me go the second thing

Unlike the african-american community, with notable exceptions, the latino community is an incredibly diverse community with incredibly different attitudes about different things

I took on uh... Putin in terms of Iraq... I mean excuse me in terms of what was going on in Ukraine, I've taken on these leaders around the world. I'm the guy that's gone in and met i've taken on all these these I I mean...

...we tried it in Iraq, is not working so now we're going to try, I mean in Iran... excuse me we tried in Ukraine!

together we can work toward racial justice, economic injustice...

we can provide paid sick leave for all workers, so workers don't have to leave work to to get uh... to be fired in order when they get sick to be able to continue to live

the green new deal will pay for itself

no i don't support the green new deal

by investing 100 billion dollars in education, in global warming efforts, it's a whole range of things.

we have put together I think the most... extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of american politics

I mean, this idea of you know... "slow Joe", *laughs*... I anyway I I shouldn't laugh about it because uh anyway.

and uh and we started coming to 2000 back in october 2014

... it would be a billion let me assume it'd be 154 billion...

two and a half million, excuse me three hundred thousand

150 million people have been killed since 2007 more than all the wars including vietnam

now we have over 120 million dead from Covid

it's estimated that 200 million people have died probably by the time I finish this talk...

a 15 million or fifteen thousand dollar, fifteen dollar minimum wage 

and in order to avoid that those very high numbers... we have to do at least several thing; one we have to uh depend on what the president's going to do right now and first of all he has to tell... wait till the cases before anything happens. 

interviewer: why should people who feel that they are better off today under the Trump admin vote for you?
Joe: well if they think that they probably shouldn't...

and so I uh... you know I I looked at it anyway I, that's what I think. My plan, I know what my plan does

kiddo, I want you to just take a look okay... you don't have to agree, I want you to look in to my eyes. I guarantee you, I guarantee you; we're gonna end fossil fuel

we're not going to ban fracking

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